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I Know I’m Hot

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Oh honey you don’t have to tell me, I already know I’m fucking blazing hot.  I know that you know too.  What? You don’t think I see the look of approval on your face when I walk by? I know you are thinking about fucking me.  You like all my curves, and your dick is dripping just thinking about it.  That’s alright baby, you can jack off to my pictures.  I like thinking that there are guys out there that do just that!  Thinking of those throbbing cocks, all shapes, all sizes, just being wanked on because the thought of my pussy and huge ass makes your balls swell.

To bad you can’t feel the inside of my pussy for real.  I’m so fucking hot your dick would melt.  Nah, not really, but I bet those balls of yours would empty out in no time at all.  You would fill up my fuck holes to the brim!  All that creamy jizz just running out of me while I walk.  Filling up my panties, or running down my legs.  Yummy!  There is always my mouth too.  My soft lips pressed against your thick piece of meat.  I would suck all the moisture out of those balls baby, and you would leave my bed a very happy man.

Real Women Have Curves

BBW Phone SexI think when my Mother named me Barbie she hoped that I would turn out to look like one.  My Mother and two Sister’s certainly do.  They have what is considered the “perfect” body, slim, fit, big tits, nice ass, beautiful faces.  They have the whole package according to what the world thinks.  I don’t think they do though.  I see how they constantly worry about what they eat, if they haven’t worked out, if they are getting wrinkles, what their hair looks like.  I wish they would just be themselves instead of an illusion that they create.

I like being the way I am.  I am not sloppy, dirty, smelly, or ugly.  I think I am pretty fucking amazing and beautiful.  My family is always on me to lose weight.  Why? So I can be fake like them? Hell no.  I dress nicely, I groom myself, and I’m a pretty fucking great person.  They are amazed at all the guys that I date.  They cannot understand it. My Dad usually steps in and tells them to leave me the fuck alone because I am perfect.  Go Dad!

I think deep down men love being with a woman who has a little extra padding. They certainly seem to love my big ass.  I take full advantage of that fact too.  I will make sure my ass is always framed nicely in what ever I am wearing.  My Mom and Sister’s think that men look at me because they are making fun of me in their head, but what they are actually doing is trying to figure out a way for them to dive into my puffy pussy, and scrumptious ass!

Slam Into My Big Juicy Ass

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Oh I know you love my ass!  There is no doubt about it.  I also know that you love my fat pussy, and my big tits, but my ass is your favorite.  You get behind me on your knees and I can feel your tongue slide right over every luscious bit! You even smack it a few times to make it jump and jiggle. It makes that cock of yours rock hard babes.  It sure does!

Sometimes I’m not even fully undressed and there you are, lifting my dress up, pulling my panties to the side and pressing your face between my ample cheeks.  It feels amazing!  I can feel you stroking your cock as your tongue finds it’s way into my tight hole. I feel it wiggle around, then move in and out as you tongue fuck me.  With each and every movement of your mouth, your cock gets harder and harder.  You stand up, bend me all the way over and ram your thick cock into my ass.  No need for lube baby, you have me so relaxed from the wonderful tongue fucking you just gave me.

You hold onto me, your fingertips pushing deeply into my ass cheeks as you pump your cock in and out.  I squeeze every once in a while to give your cock a different sensation.  As your pace quickens I get ready for you to shoot your hot load deep inside of me.  I know what is coming next.  You pull your spent dick out of me, then I fall to my knees to clean off every single inch of you.  Sometimes just this makes you hard again, and sometimes I have to wait a little bit, but either way, I know I will have you in my tight ass again some time soon.

After The Party’s Over

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I was so excited to be going to a VIP party with you.  I was extremely shocked when you asked, but you told me then and there that you really liked me and wanted to show me off.  It would be our first date if I said yes, which I did.  I dressed up so nicely and when you came to pick me up you looked so handsome.  We arrived and you introduced me to everyone and I was thrilled.  I knew people were talking about us, you, with a fat girl, but you didn’t seem to mind at all.  There were even a few jokes made, I really didn’t care, I was enjoying myself.

When the party was over you took me home, I invited you upstairs and you said that you would have to park the car first then you would be right up.  I waited, and I waited, a hour went by, then another.  I don’t do the “poor me” thing, I was pissed though that you didn’t come back.  I went to bed, then five hours afterward you showed up.  I asked you what happened and you told me that you couldn’t take the jokes that were being made. You showed me the texts that were sent to you, some of them had my hair and dress with a cows or pigs head on it.  You told me that you would love to be with me, but you had to work with these people.  However, if I wanted we could just fuck around on the low. 

I told you that I was glad this happened, because I found out that you are a complete pussy.  You were nothing but a weak assed shithead who had the balls the size of a grain of rice.  If you really wanted to be with me then you would be, and the others would see that and these type of things would stop.  They didn’t bother me in the least, and you do you know why? I’m know I’m sexy AF!  I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone says about me, because I know I am a Queen in bed, I can rock a cock like nobody else, and when I’m in a relationship I give my all.  Then I told you, you could take your tired ass out of my sight, pushed you out of my apartment, and slammed the door in your face.

Now you have been texting me all morning, asking for another chance.  Oh hell no sunshine, you had your one and only chance to have all this magnificence ride your cock and you blew it.  Perhaps next time you won’t be as shallow as your worthless friends. And know that I will not think of your once when I’m riding another real man’s cock. Ciao Bitch!

Peeping Tom

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I have a window by my tub in my apartment.  Why? Hell if I know.  It can be a little bit disconcerting to have a huge window where you are bathing yourself.  The window treatment that I had up needs to be replaced, which is fine, but until I do that I still have to shower.  I woke up super early to take a shower.  I knew my neighbors across the way wouldn’t be up so it was the perfect opportunity.  Don’t get me wrong, I love showing off my body, and if I knew it was just adults who would see me I wouldn’t care at all.  However, there are a large amount of rug rats around our apartment complex.

I kept the light off in the bathroom and looked out the window.  It is easier to see into the light then see into the darkness.  I looked at each apartment, nobody was awake yet.  I told Alexa to dim the lights and I turned on the water.  I was taking my time, because I enjoy showering.  The feeling of the water running down my body makes me feel good.  I scrubbed up, washed my hair then turned the water off.  The room was steamy and it smelled like my shampoo and body wash.  It is just a good feeling to be clean like that.

I opened my bathroom door and told Alexa to turn out the lights.  As I was walking out of the bathroom I noticed a light on across the way.  I could see it through the shower curtain.  I opened the shower curtain and looked out the window.  It was still a little steamy so I used a hand towel to wipe it off.  There, across the street, directly across from my bathroom was man clearly jacking off.  At first I was pissed, showering is a private time for me, so it made me angry.

Then, the anger dropped away, I started to get turned on.  Someone watched me shower and was so turned on by my body that they had to jerk off.  I waited a few more minutes then looked out again, he was jacking so hard his whole body was moving.  I thought for sure he was going to pull his cock off!  When he came he shot all over his window!  It wasn’t just a tiny bit, there was force behind it.  I went into my bedroom and got dressed.  I have been thinking about that guy all day now.  Maybe having a huge window in my bathroom isn’t  that bad.  I will just have to take my showers at that same time so that I can watch him jack off for me again.

You’ll Be Seeing Double

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I will fuck you so hard you will be seeing double for days!  My fat pussy swallowing your cock whole? You’ll see stars!  When I was a little bit younger I met this guy named Danny.  I was living with a friend, and Danny was a friend of her Husband.  He was over there all the time, I guess it was because my friend’s husband was his dealer. lol 

They were having a huge 4th of July party which started at 9 a.m. and lasted until well after mid-night.  Danny and I spent a lot of time together because we were helping with the food, and keeping the coolers filled, and generally keeping the place neat.  Not that these people were slobs and tossed their trash every where, but they were drunk off there asses so they would forget to pick their shit up. At one point all four of us where in the kitchen; my friend, her husband, Danny and I; and my friend’s husband goes to me, “Hey Barbie, why don’t you give me a blowjob?”  I almost dropped the beers that I had in my hand.

He went on to say how his wife wouldn’t mind.  I was like, yeah, no thanks.  What an asshole, then he laughed like he was joking.  Both his wife and I knew he wasn’t joking, and so did Danny.  When we went outside Danny said that I needed to find a place of my own.  I told him that after my next pay from work I could move out because I would have the money to do so. 

Danny helped me move, and when we were done I gave him a blowjob as a thank you.  He left shortly after because well, he was married too. The next day he called me to tell me that he couldn’t go to work because he could hardly stand because he came so hard that he pulled a muscle. I started to laugh.  Him and I played around for a long time, I didn’t care if he was married, it was just sex, not a relationship although we did become friends, and still are.

You see, if I can cause him to pull a muscle so badly that he couldn’t work the next day from just a simple blowjob, then just imagine what the hell I can do to you if I climb on top and fuck you like mad!

Tons of Fun

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I like to have a good time.  I am sure you do too.  I am a pretty happy person, always upbeat for the most part and I like to add humor to every situation if possible.  This past weekend I was at a wedding.  First of all I really do not like the Bride and I have no clue as to why she likes me.  She always has, ever since we were in school together.  She was a popular girl, I wasn’t popular but I got along with everyone.

She would ask me to sit with her and her friends at lunch, or want to sit by me on the bus.  It got creepy after a while.  She stayed in touch though.  Sends me Birthday Cards, texts me, the whole thing.  I am polite but I do not get all that deep with our conversations.  When she sent me her wedding invite with a special note inside from her I felt like I had to attend.  I didn’t want to, but I thought it only right.

We were all seated and waiting for the wedding to start.  The church was packed.  I have never seen so many people at a wedding before.  I was starting to look forward to the reception because if her Parent’s shelled out all that money for the flowers and venue then the reception should be kick ass.  The Groom looked nervous as he waited along with the rest of us.  The wedding march started and everyone stood up.  She looked stunning!  I was overwhelmingly impressed.

They started the ceremony and when it came time for them to say “I do” he said it, but the bitch said a loud No!  It was like something from a movie.  We were all shocked, it was so quiet.  She gave her Groom the finger then walked back down the aisle.  She didn’t run, she just walked, nice and calm.  We all watched her go.  The Groom didn’t know what to do, nobody did.  The door to the church shut and that was that.  The Groom sat down for a little bit then stood back up and said that it was okay, that we were still going to party at the reception.  I stood up and shouted “Party!” and raised my hand in the air, like I just didn’t care and everyone looked at me.

The Groom laughed but I seriously embarrassed myself.  At the reception that was now just a party, those who went were actually having a good time.  The Bride’s friends and family weren’t there but that really didn’t matter.  The Groom came over and started to talk to me.  Eventually him and I went upstairs to the honeymoon suite.  He told me straight up, “I’m only going to do this because you are her friend.”  I told him, “I’m not her friend.  She just thinks I am, always has.”  He laughed and said that then he was just doing it because he liked the way my ass looked.

We fucked a few times, I sucked him off a few times, and we had a hell of a good time.  I am not sure what happened to the Bride, but I am really glad she said no.

Nasty Fun At Christmas Time

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Christmas is right around the corner.  Honestly I cannot wait.  I will be going home for the holidays and I will get to see my one friend who I have been fucking off and on for years.  He is a little bit older than I and I remember the first time we did anything sexual, it was during Christmas break from school.

He had just moved in across the street from me and he would wave to me when I was outside playing.  I would wave back, and to be honest I had a huge crush on him.  I would see him with his girlfriend kissing in his car sometimes and I would pretend it was me.  One time I saw them in the backseat and she was giving him head.  I rubbed my fat little pussy so hard that night.  I guess they broke up after that because I never saw him in his car with her again.  Actually, I didn’t see him in his car with anyone at all.

Christmas break rolled around and I was outside playing with my friends.  We were sledding and one of the sleds ran over my hand.  It hurt so badly.  I walked home and found out that my parents had left.  I had no way to get into my house. I started to cry, and I heard the door open up across the street and he ran over to see what was wrong.  I told him and he told me I could come into his house while I waited for my parents.  He took my coat, scarf, hat, boots, and gloves off.  He looked at my hand and said that I was fine but it would be sore.

He made me some hot chocolate and we sat down to watch a movie.  I was drinking my hot chocolate and trying not to lose my shit because I was sitting really close to my crush.  He put a nice soft, fluffy blanket over the two of us and we settled in to watch the movie.  I was so relaxed and I fell asleep.  When I woke up I felt someone’s hand in my panties.  I opened my eyes and it was him!  He pulled his hand away really quickly.  He went to get up and I told him he didn’t have to. 

He asked if I was sure and I said yes.  He put his hand back in my panties and he put my hand on his hard cock and showed me how to move it.  I was feeling so funny and he took my hand away from him as he pulled his hand out of my panties.  He picked me up and carried me upstairs.  He laid me on his bed then pulled my panties off.  He tried to put his face between my legs but I screamed because I thought he was going to bite me! He laughed a little bit and he said that he would lick me only.  I told him okay but no biting.  He promised that it wouldn’t hurt.  He licked me and licked me then he quickly scrambled up my body and shoved his cock into my mouth.

I was trying so hard to push away because I didn’t know what was happening then I felt something hit the back of my throat.  He was pulling on my hair so hard so that I couldn’t pull back from him.  I started to gag and then he let go.  I started to cry, he told me that he was sorry but that I had the best little chubby body he ever seen and he couldn’t help it.  I forgave him.

After that day he would cum in my mouth a lot, he even shoved his dick into my ass one time, really hard and I was screaming because it hurt so bad, but that just made him fuck me harder and harder until he came.  He spun me around and pressed his cock into my mouth and held it there.  He told me to clean it off with my tongue.  It had just been in my ass and I was crying and it tasted awful but I did as I was told.  However, I came to love the taste of dirty dick because of him.

He taught me so much over the years and ever since then, we fuck around during Christmas.  He is married now but that doesn’t matter.  He always comes across the street to my house and he plays with my fat pussy, and fat ass and I still clean his dick off and swallow all his cum, just like he taught me so long ago.

My Fat Pussy, Your Fat Cock = BBW Fucking Fun

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The way you shove your cock into my ready pussy is incredible! You keep telling me how you love to see my big ass jiggle while you pound into me.  I love it too.  Your hands on my ass, pulling my cheeks apart so that cock of yours can be buried inside of me gets me off every fucking time. There are time where you want more than one go.  We play a little game of how much cum can my plump pussy hold. 

You load it up over and over again.  It is beyond a cream pie baby.  Your hot jizz just slowly leaking out of my cunt.  I can feel it covering my clit and my pussy lips.  If I am on my back I can feel it pooling around my pretty tight asshole.  I want your cock as hard as possible, I want to feel it fill me up.  There is nothing better in the world! 

I know you love to fuck my big fat tits too.  You climb up on me and I wrap those soft pillows around your dick and you start to thrust.  You are the hottest titty fucker that I have ever been with!  I even love when you cum on my face!

You Get Me Off

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Every time I hear your voice I almost cream just thinking about what our conversation might be about.  You know your voice does it for me.  I think you like knowing that when we speak that it makes me horny as fuck.  I love being your chunky snack that you can’t keep away from.  My fat ass on your face as you plunge your tongue into my hot tight hole drives me crazy!

When you slap my ass to make it bounce around makes your cock hard, so I make sure I keep it nice and fat for you to play with.  Then there is my plump pussy lips that you love to suck on.  The way your tongue feels on me is incredible! My big tits get to be wrapped around that cock of yours too.  There isn’t anything I won’t do for you!  I am your fat little piggy fuck and every thing about you makes me wet. 

I wonder what you will do next time.  All I know is that my pussy is ready, my clit is buzzing and I cannot wait for your cock to invade each of my fuck holes. 

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